By Chris Rogers
During the second round of voting, math majors may discover an inverse relationship between the amount of jokes and yawns in the Grand Ballroom. As the number of yawns increases...
Votes are cast much more quickly.
Rudy Giuliani is elected the candidate of the Republican party with 1,489 votes.
And, from Arizona, U.S. Sen. John McCain is nominated by the Giuliani camp. Now the crowd comes alive.
Second...
All in favor say, "Aye."
"AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE!"
And the session is closed.
It will be Giuliani-McCain vs. Obama-Edwards -- and a Green and a Libertarian ticket -- in the Mock Presidential showdown Monday in Western Hall.
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